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TEXAS A&M
Home of: the “Rick Perry” Douche
Dag burn it, this is one heck of a sausage. HECK of a sausage. Shoot. Smoky, too. Mmmmm. Yeah, you gotta open the throat a little to eat this thing. You learn it. Wooooooo! Texas, yeah! Heck yeah. Soon as I finsh this sucker up, tell you what: I’m gonna watch me some football, find a nerd and make fun of him for being smart, apply some more Terracotta self-tanning spray from Guerlain, and then try to fulfill my lifelong goal of snatching Social Security checks from the hands of old people. GO AGGIES!

TEXAS A&M

Home of: the “Rick Perry” Douche

Dag burn it, this is one heck of a sausage. HECK of a sausage. Shoot. Smoky, too. Mmmmm. Yeah, you gotta open the throat a little to eat this thing. You learn it. Wooooooo! Texas, yeah! Heck yeah. Soon as I finsh this sucker up, tell you what: I’m gonna watch me some football, find a nerd and make fun of him for being smart, apply some more Terracotta self-tanning spray from Guerlain, and then try to fulfill my lifelong goal of snatching Social Security checks from the hands of old people. GO AGGIES!

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    It’s “Gig ‘em, Aggies.” Let’s get it right. And, I think you know I’m no fan of Governor Good-Hair. We’re not all that...
  7. asymptotetea reblogged this from collegedouchebag and added:
    And this, my friends,...go to Texas A&M.
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    To my Texas A & M friends
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    LOL LOL LOL
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