Home of: the “Rick Perry” Douche
Dag burn it, this is one heck of a sausage. HECK of a sausage. Shoot. Smoky, too. Mmmmm. Yeah, you gotta open the throat a little to eat this thing. You learn it. Wooooooo! Texas, yeah! Heck yeah. Soon as I finsh this sucker up, tell you what: I’m gonna watch me some football, find a nerd and make fun of him for being smart, apply some more Terracotta self-tanning spray from Guerlain, and then try to fulfill my lifelong goal of snatching Social Security checks from the hands of old people. GO AGGIES!