America's Douchiest Colleges

UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA
Home of: The “Blue Blazer” Douche.
You know what’s super awesome? UVA. And dressing up for a football game. And orange, flat-front khakis. And Polo hats, worn backwards. And sorority girls, who love it when you put your arm around them, casual-like, and be all, yeah, what’s up bro, I’m just hanging out, drinkin’ some juleps at The University? And pooka-shell necklaces you get when you’re totally fucked up on mint juleps down at Myrtle Beach on spring break. And pretending to be, like, deep Southern, with the bushy-bowly haircut and the plaid tie. Even though your dad’s a lobbyist from New Jersey who lives in Alexandria.

UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA

Home of: The “Blue Blazer” Douche.

You know what’s super awesome? UVA. And dressing up for a football game. And orange, flat-front khakis. And Polo hats, worn backwards. And sorority girls, who love it when you put your arm around them, casual-like, and be all, yeah, what’s up bro, I’m just hanging out, drinkin’ some juleps at The University? And pooka-shell necklaces you get when you’re totally fucked up on mint juleps down at Myrtle Beach on spring break. And pretending to be, like, deep Southern, with the bushy-bowly haircut and the plaid tie. Even though your dad’s a lobbyist from New Jersey who lives in Alexandria.

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  1. marypoppinmollys reblogged this from collegedouchebag and added:
    If I could go anywhere in the world it would be UVA
  2. rendezvouswithdeath reblogged this from collegedouchebag and added:
    LOL SO TRUE BUT I STILL LOVE UVA :D
  3. leslieseesincolor reblogged this from collegedouchebag
  4. ilikeditbetterwhenyouhadnoheart reblogged this from collegedouchebag and added:
    Lol. They didn’t even mention that the football isn’t worth watching..
  5. lawstinny reblogged this from collegedouchebag and added:
    Thanks, Kim for directing me to this. Seriously, this photo could be any one of 12398471928374189 that tend to crop in...
  6. besttumblr reblogged this from ohmomentum and added:
    lol the only thing worse than white southern non-ambivalent, non-critical regional pride is white FAUX-southern...
  7. ohmomentum reblogged this from itchesandtugs and added:
    loooool instant follow
  8. acausedunefleur reblogged this from everythingessential and added:
    Excuse me, but has anyone ever heard of a “stereotype”? You know, those nasty “us vs. them” generalizations born out of...
  9. staysh reblogged this from collegedouchebag
  10. itchesandtugs reblogged this from lakebandit and added:
    OH GOD, THE ACCURACY. IT PAINS ME.
  11. austentranslation reblogged this from lakebandit
  12. huntingforcherubs reblogged this from nerd-gasms and added:
    ha my roommate went there.
  13. nerd-gasms reblogged this from lakebandit and added:
    The UVA douche is the same breed as the W&M douche, except that the W&M douche has a bigger inferiority complex because...
  14. lakebandit reblogged this from chrisafer and added:
    Oh I’m going to enjoy this tumblr. “And pretending to be, like, deep Southern, with the bushy-bowly haircut and the...
  15. chrisafer reblogged this from collegedouchebag and added:
    Sorry to my friends who are alums of Mr. Jefferson’s University, but this is awesome.
  16. kevintlincoln reblogged this from collegedouchebag
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